Chef Beijing, 52-54 Ram Yard Town Centre, Bedford MK40 3NU

HELLO!
Did you miss me?
Yes, there has been a massive gap since my last entry but there is also now a massive gap between my belly and my jeans!
My weight was getting a bit beyond me, when you have satellites in orbit around your waist you kind of know that although you’re “cosmic” you’re just not “cosmic” in the right way.
A lot has happened in the time between, Mrs Belly has dropped the sprog and so we now have a 5 week old daughter “Baby Belly” to contend with, it’s hell! A new level of hell that they never warn you about at the hospital or anti-natal classes. “Enjoy them while they’re small” they say, “you’ll miss all this when they’re older” they say. Well quite frankly as much as I love the little bundle of belly I’m really not going to miss waking up just to plunge my hands in to a shitty nappy at 3am!
Anyway, I digress.
The trouble with humans is that they tend to stay with the familiar, we all have our favourites and we tend to stick with them. Luckily we have variables in our life or “friends” as we commonly call them. Luckily for sake of variety they too also have their own favourites and from here the story goes…
A couple of weeks back we made our first trip out to a variables friend’s house with baby belly in tow. A simple night in of watching a movie and ordering some take away. As most of you should know I’ve been a pretty big fan of Lee’s Chinese take away down Castle Road but sadly they do not deliver. With that in mind another visiting friend, I shall call him “Mr Nose” suggested CHEF BEIJING. Now I’d heard of it and even seen the restaurant but I’d always been warned that it was a very expensive place to eat so have always avoided it….
Turns out it’s pretty good on price, I think they may do Thai food too which in all fairness is always a little OTT in pricing so perhaps that’s where the large price tag comment came from.
So how do we test this bad boy out? Well the answer is simple, order your favourites (see we all have them) and so I did.
Sweet & Sour Chicken Balls
Mushroom fried Rice
Pancake Roll
The delivery came in reasonable time, under 45 minutes and you can get delivery for orders over £12. I think my meal came to just over a tenner, in some places it can be as much as £14 so better than most IMO.
But how was the food?
In a word… AWESOME!
Really, really good food. The batter on the sweet & sour chicken balls was crispy, the chicken had no pink it (something I find with a lot of Chinese places). There wasn’t too much oil retained in the batter either so my mouth wasn’t greased up like George Michael coming out of a public convenience. You also got quite a few and they weren’t dinky either, I’ve seen that a lot of places have been reducing the size of their (forgive me) balls recently but these guys have (forgive me) massive balls for you to stuff in your mouth (yeah, I went there .
The rice was fluffy and really packed with flavour, something else I’ve noticed is that a lot of places seemed to add the mushrooms in after so the only mushroomy taste is in the mushroom itself and not in eth rice, well here they’re cooked right in there.
The pancakes rolls were huge too! And there were two of them, really packed in and again the wrapping didn’t lose any of its crispness.
All in all I think I have found my new favourite Chinese take away, obviously like all places you need to give it a few goes just to make sure but I can honestly say that I haven’t enjoyed a Chinese meal like that in a long time. Perhaps it’s because I’ve been “out of the game” so to speak but just writing this up is making me eager for more.
“Mr Nose”, thank you for this truly wonderful gift you have bestowed upon me and Chef Beijing…
I’ll be seeing you at the weekend you cheeky little so & so!
*Since this review there has been a major shakeup at Chef Beijing, mainly due to being caught using illegal workers. I'm not sure if there has been a change in management but my last couple of orders from here has been less than satisfactory which is a shame as you can see in my review I really did enjoy my initial meal.