Monday, 28 November 2011

Fish N' Chips and a Bag of Memories

Andy’s Chippy, 78 Queens Drive, Bedford MK41 9BS

What is it they say? “While the wife’s away the husband will play” and play I did, all the way down memory lane to Andy’s Chippy in Goldington.

Since moving back to Bedford I’ve tried to find a decent chippy that served decent bloody Fish & Chips, sometimes they’ve been good, sometimes they’ve bee ok and other times they’ve been damn disgusting.

Most fish you get these days is served in a soggy batter reluctantly clinging on to some kind of white fish or another but always sold as Cod (declining Cod numbers mean that a lot of the times you’re served Pollok or Colley as a substitute), I don’t think anyone would really mind that much if the chippies were upfront about it rather than just pretending it something it quite clearly isn’t.

I’ve been to Andy’s Chippy a couple of times since returning to Bedford and while the fish has always been top notch the chips were getting bigger & bigger to the point where they may have well just been handing out full sized spuds. It’s also a bit of a trek as I live near Elstow and Goldington is the complete other side of Bedford. Anyway, tonight I went back and I’m very glad I did!

Pulling in to the car park a lot of old memories came flooding back, this was THE chippy of my childhood, this was part of my old stomping ground. Getting out of the car the familiar smell engraved in the air greeted me, filling my nostrils with the past and brining a little smile to my face.

Stepping inside I could see that the place had been revamped but it still looked very similar to how it did all those years ago. Luckily it wasn’t too busy this evening and my order was taken pretty quickly and I was out the door with my dinner less than a minute later (don’t read that as “the norm” as a most of the time there is a queue running out of the door and around the corner).

So tonight I treated myself to small chips, medium cod and…. A BLOODY BAG OF SCRAPS!!!!! Scraps… scraps… These were always a staple of my childhood, whenever I went to Andy’s with my mates I’d always have a bag of chips with scraps, soaked in so much vinegar it was leak out of the bottom of the bag leaving a sweet acidic trail back to Andy’s, a bit like Hansel & Gretel but less witches & child abuse.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a bag of scraps (for those not in the “know” scraps are little bits of batter from the fryer, sometimes known as batter bits). When I lived in Luton I couldn’t find a chippy anywhere that did them, one chippy I used to frequent always gave me funny looks when I asked for them. Every time I went there I would ask if he had any scraps and every time I’d get the funny look and a “no, sorry mate”. One day however he relented and said YES… there was a little party inside my belly, my tongue did a little victory dance and I went home a happy boy. When I finally got home I opened the bag with feelings of anticipation, that soon vanished when the paper went back and I saw he had quite litterely given me a bag of scraps! Old manky green chips, potato peelings, bits of dirty dropped fish and fluff. It was a sad day that day.

So, scraps. Proper scraps, proper Andy’s Chippy scraps… a joy to behold but even better to eat. I really can’t say enough good things about them and suggest that you just get down there and try them for yourself. The chip[s have (thankfully) come down in size and are good, back to how they used to be. Not too greasy, not floppy and fluffy on the inside with a unique taste that I have yet to find in another chippy anywhere. The fish was pretty good too, not the usual standard but it had one thing going for it that most other chippie’s don’t… the batter stayed crispy! That’s right, even after a good soaking of vinegar the batter kept its crunch and not only that but it closely hugged the fish like it was its best friend rather than hanging off of it like it was some wet paper bag on stick. The fish itself was moist and didn’t crumble on the plate (which has been the majority of my experiences of late), it stayed in segments and had a proper “fish form a chippy” taste (again a rarity).

The other bonus was the price. Quite a few chippies these days are really charging over the odds but I think the prices here were very reasonable. There is also a lot of chip shop staples on the menu including the now classic “Battered Mars Bar” (something I’ll be having on my next visit).

As I’ve already mentioned this place was a big part of my childhood and going back again has made me realise that you don’t always have to go forward to find enjoyment, sometimes the best things are what we’ve left behind and it doesn’t hurt to go back and pick them up again every once in a while.

Friday, 25 November 2011

Her name is Rio(Bella) and she dances on the sand.

RioBella, 6 St. Mary's Street, Bedford, MK42 0AS
 

To be frank I find it a little hard to be objective with Riobella, I’ve eaten at quite a few Italian restaurants in Bedford and for Italian food this place is my absolute favourite (which is surprising as it’s owned and run by Peruvians)!

Now I’ve got that out the way I need to stress that Riobella is in no way perfect, I do love their food and I ...do have a lot of praise for the staff in general including the owner who always (and I must stress ALWAYS) makes you feel welcome. There are only two things that let Riobella down in my opinion and they are parking and premises.

1) Parking – There is small car park between The Park Inn Hotel and Riobella that contains about a dozen spaces the problem is that the car park itself is quite small & tight.

2) Premises – The actual premises isn’t awful, it’s just a bit small and when the restaurant is full you really feel closed in. The background chatter can become almost unbearable and you will struggle to hear someone sat directly opposite you at a small 4 seater table. The room will also get very hot VERY quickly but that as soon as the front door opens you will be hit by a freezing breeze chilling you to the bone. It does go from one extreme to the other.

And that’s it. That’s the worst of it, the food as I’ve mentioned is fantastic. Most of the time I tend to be a creature of habit and order the same thing each time I visit. Garlic Mushrooms with Cheese and the spicy peperoni Calzone. Both are great dishes, the tomato sauce with eth mushrooms is rich and zesty. Since it is served in a red hot clay dish  the cheese melts, swirling in to the sauce, becoming nice and stringy as the dish cools.
 
The calzone is plump with a beautiful crisp dough, a delicious thick cut pepperoni sausage, vegetables and chilli which pour from the crust when you cut in to it. 
 
I really do have to try hard to be objective about this place as I have been told by a couple of friends that they have had a couple of bad meals there but speaking from my experiences I’ve never had a duff meal.

A few months ago they changed the menu slightly but I think this has actually been an improvement on the previous menu.

A minor niggle might be that it can be a little pricey and service time can lapse slightly when the place is really full but most of the time food is served in a prompt manner and all of the waiting staff are exceptionally friendly.

If you fancy a visit make sure you book in advance as it can be quite difficult to get a seat if you just come in off the street.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Andreas: The King Is Dead

Andreas, 34 The Broadway, Bedford, Bedfordshire, MK40 2TH

10 years ago Andreas was a place of greasy dreams, a safe haven for those without cooking skills, a pleasure dome for those too lazy to step out the front door and a mecca for those wandering drunkards staggering hungrily through the streets of Bedford in the wee hours of the morning. Andreas was for many your first pet, that happy little ...puppy that filled you with joy on so many memorable (at least until the morning after) nights out.

Well, those times are well and truly behind us now, this is 2011 and Andreas is sadly the old dog long since lost its vigour waiting to be taken out to the barn and shot through the face putting it out of its (an our) misery!

Let’s start with the good before we depress ourselves with the facts of what has become of this once idolized eating hole.

Opening times:

The best thing these days to say about Andreas is that it is open until the early hours of the morning so when you get home from that boozy night out and either can’t be bothered to zap something in the microwave or make toast then they’re just a slurring phone call away!

Sun-Weds: 12pm – 2am
Thurs – Sat: 12pm – 4am

Delivery:

Now this is one are you can’t fault them on, these guys are FAST! They may tell you it’s a 45minute wait but 9 times out of 10 they’ll be knocking at your door in 15-20 minutes

Food (the good):

Kebabs

Now one thing this place does get right is its kebabs (and rightly so considering they trade under a Greek name!). All of their kebabs are damn tasty and the chilli sauce is all about flavour rather than heat. The stand out for me though is the Mixed Kebab:

Pieces of Pork Char-grilled with Loukanika sausage, Sheftalia Meat ball slices and  meat (note: Since writing this piece the UK has gone through a Horse meat scandal. Now this is just an observation and I'm not saying that this product was made from or contaminated with horse meat but the Sheftalia Meat ball slices did seem to vanish from the mixed kebab after those events).

I honestly cannot praise this bad boy enough, the only down side is that there just isn’t enough of it for a drunken chubby like myself. The salad that you get with it is also damn good and fresh and plentyful!

Now for me that’s where the good ends although I do know that a lot of people that really praise their Potato wedges, I’m in the minority here since although I’m aware that they do taste pretty good and are fluffy enough on the inside (but not always) they're always soft, wet & soggy on the outside whereas I expect a potato wedge to be crisp on the outside and fluffy on the inside.

Like I say though I'm in the minority, all of my friends (including my wife) think that the potato wedge is the star of the menu and that I am wrong for saying otherwise.... obviously, they're all wrong

THE BAD

Well, this is the sad part as THE BAD is just about everything else on the menu. The top offender though has to be their pizzas.

1 – The dough is too thick, greasy & stodgy.

2 – WHERE THE HELL IS THE TOMATO SAUCE???? I always thought that pizzas came with a tomato sauce, perhaps I imagined this. Perhaps those pizzas I had in Italy were "special" pizzas??? I do recall that I would never order a large pizza from Andrea's because of this exact problem however, it was never the case with the small pizzas, they always came with plenty.... not anymore.
(This leaves the pizza dry and again… stodgy)

3- The cheese! I don’t want cheddar mix on my pizza I want mozzarella, if I wanted cheddar I’d have cheese on toast not order a pizza!

The best bit of the pizzas are the toppings to be honest and I have never had a problem with the toppings but they do not make up for the rest of the product.

Chicken: The actual fried chicken itself is ok the real issue here is the southern fried coating! Again, it’s tasty enough but soggy and limp whereas it should be crispy and still attached to the chicken.

To be fair, these problems aren’t local to Andreas and seem to be the norm for most take-away places in and around Bedford but that’s not to say that it is acceptable. In fact, it is far from acceptable in my books and these places should be told. The last time I ordered a pizza from this place I called them to tell them that the pizza was awful, they did offer to send me out another one but as I told the lady at the time “I’ve already got one of your nasty pizzas here why in god’s name would I want you to send out another one? I’m wanted to treat myself not punish myself!”

This is what needs to be done, if you order food and it’s crap then phone back and tell them it's crap.
These places are producing crap because you allow them to get away with it by not saying anything and buying more of it…. Stop it, stop it right now!

Andrea’s… you were a shining light in the blurry eyed darkness, now you are just another dim star in fading milky way.


The King is dead....

Monday, 21 November 2011

Sharnbrook Eruption

Vesuvio Restaurant & Bar, The Sharnbrook Hotel, Park Lane, Sharnbrook MK44 1LX


Myself and 9 friends had the pleasure of dining out at Vesuvio in Sharnbrook. To start we had a few drinks at the bar and were served by friendly and helpful staff, not only that but we didn't have to wait and were served swiftly. we had a 19:30 table booking for the restaurant but a couple of our friends ...were running late so we informed the staff who again were extremely helpful and told us that it wouldn't be a problem at all, our table was ready and waiting for us whenever we were ready to be seated.

Eventually our friends arrived and we took our seats, the waiting staff gave us enough time to look through the menu and make our choices, ordering was simple enough and the food came to the table quite quickly.

 Starter

Special Garlic Mushrooms oven baked mushrooms with mozzarella, tomatoes &
garlic

Main course:

Calzone Massimo Tomato, Mozzarella, Egg, Ham, Mushrooms
& Pepperoni Sausage (requested NO EGG!)

Dessert

Pistachio Ice Cream


The Garlic Mushrooms were fantastic! The cheese and sauce were rich and tangy but did not overpower or take away from the garlic (which I have found to be the case in other places),
 
The Calzone was also very good and bursting with flavour but, although I could taste everything inside the calzone I felt the dough was a little on the soft side. That's not to say the calzone was bad, it really wasn't just that I prefer my calzone dough to have a little more crunch.

The service was something you couldn't fault, it was fast and friendly plus there was none of that intrusive and very irritating "is everything ok with your meal?" nonsense just when you've just taken your first bit and have a mouth full of food!

My wife and one of the other diners both ordered the Risotto Piccante which came with chilli's, my wife's not a massive fan of hot/spicy food and asked if hers could come mild and they had no problem at all in accommodating her request.

The atmosphere in the restaurant was also very pleasant and it was nice to see that there is still a place that people make the effort to dress up a little to dine in. The only real issue in my opinion is the lack of soft furnishings, the whole dining area is very hard. Tiled floors, wooden chairs etc, there is nothing to absorb and  deaden the sound of  background "chatter". I could hear most of the table perfectly well but those on the other side to where I was sitting did seem to get drowned out by the background noise from fellow dinners that just kept slipping through.

As with everything, nothing puts s mile on some ones face more than a discount and thankfully we were lucky enough to be dining with friends who had in their possesion a 25% discount card. SWEET! Obviously our bill was greatly reduced (in fact it cost myself & my wife under £40 for 5 courses between us + 2/3 of a bottle of wine) but even at regular prices so the food is not at all expensive.

If you want a good food, good atmosphere, terrific service and great value then you really do need to pay Vesuvio a visit!